Philip’s Conversation with the Ethiopian Goes Horribly Wrong

"So lemme get this straight, Phil. I get dunked, then I just hang on till the rapture?"

And then the Ethiopian said to Philip, “Look, here is a porcelain tub filled with tepid water and some clean white robes beside.  Why shouldn’t I be baptized?”

“Because,” replied Philip, “I only sprinkle infants.  And besides, you haven’t gone through catechism.”

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