The Kingdom of Heaven Is Like a Blog

"Now where was I? Ah yes. Now when you blog, do not write on politics or religion, as the Pharisees do. No one wants to hear what you think..."

I’m in a strange mood today.  Thus the paragraph below.  How would you flesh this out or improve upon it?

And Jesus said, “The kingdom of heaven is like a blog in which the Son of Man writes his own theological musings.  Many ignore the blog entirely, saying, ‘It’s nice he has a place to voice his thoughts.  But who cares?’  Others are incensed at the ‘heresy’ posted on the blog and loudly defame its author.  Still others, some few, find the content enlightening and liberating.  These the Father calls ‘friends’ on Facebook.”


2 thoughts on “The Kingdom of Heaven Is Like a Blog

  1. Hmmm, not sure maybe – “And a day shall come when all those who never “liked” his fan page, had their accounts deactivated and were no longer granted access to his profile. And the Father and his friends created a new and everlasting game of Farmville…”

    I don’t know maybe I over extended the metaphor…

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